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100 Old TV Show Trivia Questions That’ll Make You Hear the Theme Songs Again

By
Diana Rodriguez, Music Journalism Cert.
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The longest-running primetime scripted show in American television history isn’t a drama. It isn’t a prestige cable series. It’s The Simpsons, which debuted in 1989 and somehow still airs new episodes while most of the shows people call “classic” barely lasted five seasons. That fact alone tells you something about how distorted our memory of old television really is. We remember shows as permanent fixtures of the cultural landscape, but most of them burned fast and bright and left behind a theme song we can still hum and a handful of details we’ve quietly gotten wrong for decades.

I’ve been running trivia nights for years, and old TV show trivia is where confidence goes to die. People who grew up watching these shows are certain they know everything. They remember the catchphrases, the character names, the plots. But they remember them the way we all remember childhood: selectively, fondly, and often incorrectly. The person who swears they watched every episode of M*A*S*H can’t tell you how many seasons it ran. The one who quotes The Twilight Zone at parties can’t name its creator’s first name. This is that kind of quiz.

Here are 100 old TV show trivia questions. Some will feel like softballs. Some will start arguments. A few will make you pull out your phone to prove me wrong, and then you’ll go very quiet.

 

The Ones You Think You Know

1. On I Love Lucy, what was Ricky Ricardo’s occupation?

Everyone gets this one. It’s the warm-up, the one that makes the room feel smart. But I ask it because it sets a trap: people get comfortable, and comfortable people answer too fast on the next few.

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Bandleader (he led the orchestra at the Tropicana Club)

 

2. What was the name of the bar in Cheers?

The show is literally named after it, and yet I’ve watched people hesitate. They start second-guessing whether “Cheers” is the name of the bar or just the name of the show. It’s both. Relax.

Show Answer
Cheers (full name: Cheers, located at 112 1/2 Beacon Street, Boston)

 

3. How many castaways were stranded on Gilligan’s Island?

The theme song literally counts them off. “Seven stranded castaways.” But people still say five or six because they forget to count Gilligan and the Skipper, or they mentally exclude “the rest” because the original theme song didn’t name them individually.

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Seven. Common wrong answer: Five or six, because people count the named characters from the theme song and lose track.

 

4. What instrument did Desi Arnaz, who played Ricky Ricardo, actually play in real life?

This is where the first split happens. People who know Desi Arnaz was a real musician sometimes guess trumpet because of the big band era. But Arnaz was a conga drummer, and he helped popularize Cuban music in America well before the show aired.

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Conga drum. He was a genuine bandleader and musician before becoming a TV star.

 

5. On The Andy Griffith Show, what was the name of the town where Andy Taylor was sheriff?

Show Answer
Mayberry

 

6. What was the name of the spaceship on the original Star Trek?

Everyone knows this. But ask them the ship’s registry number and the room goes silent.

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USS Enterprise (NCC-1701)

 

7. On The Honeymooners, what was Ralph Kramden’s job?

Jackie Gleason made bus driving iconic. The interesting thing is that the show only ran for 39 episodes in its classic form. Thirty-nine. It became one of the most referenced sitcoms in history on fewer episodes than most shows get in a single season today.

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Bus driver

 

8. What fictional address did the Cleavers live at on Leave It to Beaver?

This one separates the casual fans from the people who had a poster. Most people have no idea, and that’s fine. The show’s address changed between seasons, which makes it a beautifully unfair question.

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211 Pine Street (later changed to 211 Lakewood Avenue in later seasons)

 

9. In The Twilight Zone, what was creator Rod Serling’s standard opening line?

People always paraphrase this one. They say “You are now entering the Twilight Zone” or “Welcome to the Twilight Zone.” The actual line shifted across seasons, but the most iconic version starts with something more specific.

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“You’re traveling through another dimension…” (The exact wording evolved, but this is the definitive opening from the later seasons.)

 

10. What was Barney Fife’s middle name on The Andy Griffith Show?

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Oliver (Bernard P. “Barney” Fife, though “Oliver” was mentioned in at least one episode as his middle name , the show was inconsistent about this)

 

 

Where the Floor Starts to Shift

11. M*A*S*H was set during the Korean War. How many seasons did the show run , more or fewer years than the actual war lasted?

This is one of my favorite questions to ask a room. The Korean War lasted about three years. M*A*S*H ran for eleven seasons. The show outlasted the war it depicted by nearly four to one. When people hear that, it changes how they think about the whole series.

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More , significantly more. The Korean War lasted roughly 3 years (1950–1953); M*A*S*H ran 11 seasons (1972–1983).

 

12. What was the name of the robot on Lost in Space?

Everyone remembers “Danger, Will Robinson!” Almost nobody knows the robot was never given an official name on the show. He was simply called “the Robot” or designated Model B-9.

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The Robot (Model B-9). He was never given a proper name in the series. Common wrong answer: “Robbie” , people confuse him with Robby the Robot from the film Forbidden Planet.

 

13. On Bewitched, two different actors played Darrin Stephens. Name either one.

The recasting of Darrin is one of the great unspoken weirdnesses of classic TV. They just swapped the guy out and kept going like nothing happened. Dick York left due to a back injury, and Dick Sargent stepped in. Two Dicks, one Darrin.

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Dick York (seasons 1–5) and Dick Sargent (seasons 6–8)

 

14. What was the name of Fred and Ethel’s last name on I Love Lucy?

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Mertz

 

15. On The Beverly Hillbillies, what did Jed Clampett discover on his land that made him rich?

The theme song spells it out: “bubbling crude.” But I’ve had people say gold. They’re thinking of a different kind of American dream.

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Oil (“black gold, Texas tea”)

 

16. What show featured a character named Gomer Pyle, and what was the spinoff called?

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Gomer Pyle first appeared on The Andy Griffith Show; the spinoff was Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.

 

17. On the original Batman TV series from the 1960s, who played the Joker?

Before Heath Ledger, before Jack Nicholson, there was Cesar Romero. And Romero famously refused to shave his mustache for the role. They just painted the white makeup right over it. You can see it in every scene if you look.

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Cesar Romero

 

18. What was the name of the family dog on The Brady Bunch?

Show Answer
Tiger

 

19. On Bonanza, what was the name of the Cartwright family ranch?

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The Ponderosa

 

20. How many episodes of the original Star Trek series actually aired?

People guess way too high on this one. The show that launched a billion-dollar franchise, that changed science fiction forever, that made conventions a thing? It ran three seasons. That’s it.

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79 episodes over 3 seasons (1966–1969). Common wrong answer: people guess somewhere around 150–200, imagining it ran much longer than it did.

 

 

The Decade Nobody Gets Right

21. What year did The Flintstones premiere , and what was remarkable about it as an animated show?

Most people guess the mid-60s. It was 1960. And it was the first animated series to air in a primetime slot on a major network. Before The Simpsons by nearly three decades.

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1960. It was the first primetime animated series on American network television.

 

22. Gunsmoke holds the record for the longest-running primetime live-action series in U.S. history. How many seasons?

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20 seasons (1955–1975)

 

23. On The Addams Family, what was the name of the disembodied hand?

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Thing (formally “Thing T. Thing”)

 

24. What actor played Herman Munster on The Munsters?

Fred Gwynne. The man was a Yale graduate, a children’s book author, and a genuinely accomplished actor. But he spent his whole career being recognized as a guy in monster makeup. He reportedly hated being associated with the role later in life.

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Fred Gwynne

 

25. On Hogan’s Heroes, what kind of facility was Stalag 13?

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A German prisoner-of-war camp (during World War II)

 

26. What was the profession of the main character on Perry Mason?

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Defense attorney (criminal defense lawyer)

 

27. On Green Acres, what was the name of the pig?

Arnold Ziffel. And here’s the thing that makes this answer better once you know it: Arnold was treated as a fully functioning member of the community. He watched TV. He went to school. Nobody on the show thought this was strange. The show was genuinely surreal in ways people don’t give it credit for.

Show Answer
Arnold Ziffel

 

28. The Fugitive finale in 1967 was the most-watched single episode of a TV series at the time. What was the main character running from?

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He was wrongly convicted of murdering his wife and was searching for the real killer , a one-armed man , while being pursued by Lt. Philip Gerard.

 

29. What color was the horse on Mister Ed?

I ask this one because it sounds insultingly easy. But a surprising number of people say brown. He was a palomino, which reads as golden or yellowish-white on screen.

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Golden palomino (light golden color with a white or cream mane and tail)

 

30. On I Dream of Jeannie, what branch of the military did Major Tony Nelson serve in?

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United States Air Force (he was an astronaut for NASA as well)

 

 

Theme Songs Will Betray You

31. The Gilligan’s Island theme song originally referred to two of the castaways simply as “the rest.” Which two?

This caused genuine resentment among the cast. Dawn Wells and Russell Johnson weren’t named in the first-season theme. It was later changed to include “the Professor and Mary Ann.”

Show Answer
The Professor (Russell Johnson) and Mary Ann (Dawn Wells)

 

32. Finish this line from The Beverly Hillbillies theme: “Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family ___”

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“fed” , “A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.”

 

33. The Brady Bunch theme song describes the family’s formation. According to the song, what was the lady’s hair color?

“Here’s the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, like their mother.” People confidently say blonde. The song says “hair of gold,” which is essentially the same thing, but the precision matters in trivia.

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Gold (“hair of gold, like their mother”)

 

34. What show’s theme song begins with the lyric “Love, exciting and new”?

Show Answer
The Love Boat

 

35. The Cheers theme song is called “Where Everybody Knows Your Name.” Who performed it?

Gary Portnoy. I’ve asked this hundreds of times and maybe ten people total have gotten it. Everyone knows the song. Nobody knows the singer. That’s a strange kind of fame.

Show Answer
Gary Portnoy (written by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo)

 

36. What show opened with the line “Here’s the story of a man named Brady”?

Trick question, sort of. The song says “lovely lady” first and gets to “a man named Brady” second. People who know the song well will catch the inversion. People who think they know it well won’t.

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The Brady Bunch , though the song actually begins with “Here’s the story of a lovely lady.” The “man named Brady” comes in the second verse.

 

37. What classic show’s theme song was performed by Waylon Jennings?

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The Dukes of Hazzard (“Good Ol’ Boys”)

 

38. The M*A*S*H theme song has lyrics, though they were rarely heard on TV. What is the song’s actual title?

“Suicide Is Painless.” Written for the 1970 Robert Altman film by Johnny Mandel, with lyrics by Mike Altman, who was the director’s 14-year-old son at the time. The kid made more in royalties from that song than his father made directing the movie.

Show Answer
“Suicide Is Painless”

 

39. What show’s opening featured a map of the Hawaiian Islands?

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Hawaii Five-O (the original, 1968–1980)

 

40. The theme to The Twilight Zone is one of the most recognizable in television. Who composed it?

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Marius Constant. The four-note motif people associate with the show was actually composed by Constant for the second season. The first season used a different theme by Bernard Herrmann.

 

 

Casting Calls and Close Calls

41. Before Carroll O’Connor was cast as Archie Bunker on All in the Family, who was originally offered the role?

Mickey Rooney turned it down. So did other actors. O’Connor wasn’t even the first choice. But he became so inseparable from the character that it’s impossible to imagine anyone else doing it.

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Mickey Rooney was among those considered. The role was offered to multiple actors before Carroll O’Connor accepted.

 

42. On Happy Days, what was Fonzie’s full name?

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Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli

 

43. Who played the original Catwoman on the 1960s Batman series?

Julie Newmar. Eartha Kitt took over the role later, and Lee Meriwether played Catwoman in the 1966 movie. Three Catwomen before the character ever hit the big screen properly. I’ve watched tables argue about this for ten minutes.

Show Answer
Julie Newmar (seasons 1–2). Eartha Kitt played the role in season 3.

 

44. What actor played Columbo?

Show Answer
Peter Falk

 

45. On The Waltons, what was the name of the family patriarch, played by Ralph Waite?

Show Answer
John Walton Sr.

 

46. Who played the title character on Kojak?

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Telly Savalas

 

47. Before The Cosby Show, Bill Cosby starred in a groundbreaking 1960s series that made him the first African American to co-star in a dramatic role on network television. What was it?

Show Answer
I Spy (1965–1968)

 

48. On Dragnet, what was Sergeant Joe Friday’s badge number?

714. It’s one of those details that superfans know cold and everyone else has never considered. Jack Webb, who played Friday, was obsessed with authenticity, and that badge number became so iconic that when Webb died, the LAPD retired it.

Show Answer
Badge 714

 

49. Who played the Skipper on Gilligan’s Island?

Show Answer
Alan Hale Jr.

 

50. On The Jeffersons, what was George Jefferson’s business?

Show Answer
Dry cleaning (he owned a chain of dry cleaning stores)

 

 

The Questions That Start Fights

51. The Jeffersons was a spinoff of what show?

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All in the Family

 

52. On Dallas, who shot J.R.?

The most famous cliffhanger in television history. 83 million people watched the resolution. For context, that’s more than the population of Germany at the time. When people at trivia hear the answer, half the room says “I knew that” and the other half says “Who?”

Show Answer
Kristin Shepard (J.R.’s sister-in-law, played by Mary Crosby)

 

53. Laverne & Shirley was a spinoff of Happy Days. What brewery did Laverne and Shirley work at?

Show Answer
Shotz Brewery

 

54. On All in the Family, what did Archie Bunker always call his son-in-law Mike?

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“Meathead”

 

55. What was the name of the diner in the TV show Alice?

Show Answer
Mel’s Diner

 

56. On Dynasty, what was the name of the wealthy family at the center of the show?

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The Carringtons

 

57. Three’s Company was based on a British sitcom. What was the British version called?

Most American audiences have no idea this was an adaptation. The British original had a completely different tone, which is true of basically every British-to-American TV adaptation ever made.

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Man About the House

 

58. On The Dukes of Hazzard, what was the name of the Dukes’ car?

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The General Lee (a 1969 Dodge Charger)

 

59. What was the fictional island nation in Fantasy Island?

Trick question of sorts. The island was never given a specific geographic name beyond “Fantasy Island.” People will try to invent one. Let them.

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It was simply called Fantasy Island , no other name was ever given.

 

60. On Sanford and Son, what business did Fred Sanford run?

Show Answer
A junkyard (Sanford and Son Salvage)

 

 

The Details That Disappeared

61. On The Mary Tyler Moore Show, what was the call sign of the TV station where Mary worked?

Show Answer
WJM-TV (WJM Minneapolis)

 

62. What was Hawkeye Pierce’s real first name on M*A*S*H?

Benjamin. Benjamin Franklin Pierce. Named after his father, who was also on the show occasionally. Alan Alda played Hawkeye for so long that people forget the character had a real name at all.

Show Answer
Benjamin (Benjamin Franklin Pierce)

 

63. On Diff’rent Strokes, what was Arnold’s famous catchphrase?

Show Answer
“Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”

 

64. What was the name of the apartment building in The Jeffersons?

This is a deep cut. Most people know the Jeffersons “moved on up” to the East Side. Fewer remember the specific building.

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They lived in a luxury apartment at 185 East 85th Street in Manhattan. The building itself wasn’t given a specific name on the show.

 

65. On Little House on the Prairie, what was the name of the town?

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Walnut Grove, Minnesota

 

66. What were the names of the two old men who heckled from the balcony on The Muppet Show?

Show Answer
Statler and Waldorf

 

67. On Welcome Back, Kotter, what was the name of the group of underachieving students?

Show Answer
The Sweathogs

 

68. What was the name of the family’s housekeeper on The Brady Bunch?

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Alice Nelson (played by Ann B. Davis)

 

69. On Get Smart, what was the name of the spy agency Maxwell Smart worked for?

Show Answer
CONTROL

 

70. And what was the name of the evil organization they fought against?

Show Answer
KAOS

 

 

The ’80s Thought They Were Invincible

71. On Knight Rider, what was the name of Michael Knight’s talking car?

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KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand)

 

72. On The A-Team, what was B.A. Baracus afraid of?

Mr. T played one of the toughest characters on television, and they made him terrified of one thing. Every episode, the team had to trick him onto a plane. It became a running gag that somehow never got old.

Show Answer
Flying

 

73. What was the name of the bar Sam Malone owned before the events of Cheers? Wait , that’s a trick. He always owned Cheers. But what was Sam’s former career before becoming a bar owner?

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He was a professional baseball player (relief pitcher for the Boston Red Sox)

 

74. On Magnum, P.I., whose estate did Thomas Magnum live on?

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Robin Masters (the estate was called Robin’s Nest)

 

75. On Family Ties, what was Alex P. Keaton’s political affiliation, and why was it funny in context?

Alex was a staunch Republican in a household of liberal ex-hippie parents. Michael J. Fox played conservative ambition as comedy gold. The show was pitched as being about the parents, but Fox stole it entirely.

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Republican , the humor came from the generational clash with his liberal parents, Steven and Elyse Keaton.

 

76. On Growing Pains, what was the father’s profession?

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Psychiatrist (he worked from home, which was the show’s premise for having a parent always around)

 

77. What sitcom featured a character named Balki Bartokomous?

Show Answer
Perfect Strangers

 

78. On Miami Vice, what were the two main characters’ names?

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James “Sonny” Crockett (Don Johnson) and Ricardo “Rico” Tubbs (Philip Michael Thomas)

 

79. On Who’s the Boss?, what was Tony Micelli’s job in the household?

Show Answer
Housekeeper (live-in housekeeper for Angela Bower)

 

80. Moonlighting starred Bruce Willis and what actress?

Show Answer
Cybill Shepherd

 

 

The Ones That Separate Pretenders from Believers

81. On The Golden Girls, which character was the oldest?

Everyone says Sophia, and everyone’s right. But here’s what makes it interesting: Estelle Getty, who played Sophia, was actually younger than Bea Arthur, who played her daughter Dorothy. Getty was born in 1923, Arthur in 1922. They put the younger woman in old-age makeup to play the mother of the older woman.

Show Answer
Sophia Petrillo (played by Estelle Getty, who was actually a year younger than Bea Arthur in real life)

 

82. What was the name of Norm’s wife on Cheers, who was frequently mentioned but almost never seen?

Show Answer
Vera

 

83. On Seinfeld, what was Kramer’s first name?

It wasn’t revealed until well into the series. When it finally dropped, it was treated like an event. The audience gasped.

Show Answer
Cosmo

 

84. On The Cosby Show, what was Cliff Huxtable’s profession?

Show Answer
Obstetrician (OB/GYN)

 

85. What was the name of the island on Magnum, P.I.?

This isn’t a trick. The show was set in Hawaii. But people sometimes say a fictional island name because they’re confusing it with other shows. It was Oahu. Real place.

Show Answer
Oahu, Hawaii

 

86. On The Twilight Zone, what was the twist in the episode “Time Enough at Last”?

Burgess Meredith plays a man who just wants to be left alone to read. Nuclear war gives him his wish. He’s the last man on earth, surrounded by books. And then he breaks his glasses. It’s been over sixty years and people still talk about this episode with genuine emotion. That’s what good television does.

Show Answer
After a nuclear apocalypse leaves him alone with all the books he could ever want, Henry Bemis breaks his thick reading glasses, leaving him unable to read.

 

87. Happy Days is credited with popularizing what phrase meaning something has gone past its peak?

When Fonzie literally jumped over a shark while water-skiing in a season five episode, it gave the English language a new idiom. “Jumping the shark” now means the moment a show begins its decline. The irony is that Happy Days ran for six more seasons after that episode.

Show Answer
“Jumping the shark”

 

88. On I Love Lucy, what was the name of the Ricardos’ son?

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Little Ricky (Ricky Ricardo Jr.)

 

89. What medical drama, which premiered in 1961, starred Richard Chamberlain as a young intern?

Show Answer
Dr. Kildare

 

90. On The Odd Couple, which character was the neat one and which was the messy one?

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Felix Unger was the neat one; Oscar Madison was the messy one. Common wrong answer: people reverse them more often than you’d expect.

 

 

The Final Stretch

91. What was the highest-rated single episode in U.S. television history for decades, until the Super Bowl eventually surpassed it?

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The series finale of M*A*S*H (“Goodbye, Farewell and Amen,” 1983) , watched by approximately 105.9 million viewers.

 

92. On Taxi, what was Latka Gravas’s home country?

It was never specified. Andy Kaufman played Latka as being from an unnamed foreign country, speaking a language he invented himself. The show never broke the bit. That’s commitment.

Show Answer
It was never named , it was a fictional, unspecified country. Kaufman invented the language and mannerisms entirely.

 

93. On The X-Files, what was the poster in Mulder’s office, and what did it say?

Show Answer
A poster of a UFO with the words “I Want to Believe”

 

94. What actor played Mr. Spock on the original Star Trek, and what was Spock’s mixed heritage?

Show Answer
Leonard Nimoy. Spock was half-Vulcan (father Sarek) and half-human (mother Amanda Grayson).

 

95. On WKRP in Cincinnati, what happened during the infamous Thanksgiving episode?

The station manager, in a Thanksgiving promotion, dropped live turkeys from a helicopter, not knowing that turkeys can’t fly. “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly” remains one of the greatest lines in sitcom history.

Show Answer
Live turkeys were dropped from a helicopter as a promotional stunt, resulting in chaos because turkeys cannot fly.

 

96. Columbo had a distinctive format. What made its mystery structure different from most detective shows?

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The audience saw the murder committed at the beginning of each episode , the mystery wasn’t “whodunit” but rather how Columbo would catch the killer. It was an inverted detective story (sometimes called a “howcatchem”).

 

97. On The Honeymooners, what was Ralph’s recurring threat to Alice that would never air on television today?

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“One of these days, Alice… POW! Right in the kisser!” (or “Bang, zoom! To the moon, Alice!”)

 

98. What was the name of the computer on the original Star Trek, and who provided its voice?

The ship’s computer was voiced by Majel Barrett, who was Gene Roddenberry’s wife. She voiced the computer across multiple Star Trek series for decades, all the way through to recordings used in the 2009 reboot film. She was literally the voice of the franchise.

Show Answer
The ship’s computer (no individual name , it was simply the Enterprise’s computer). Voiced by Majel Barrett (Roddenberry).

 

99. Twin Peaks premiered in 1990. What was the central question of the show’s first season?

Show Answer
“Who killed Laura Palmer?”

 

100. The final episode of The Fugitive in 1967 was the most-watched series episode in TV history at that time. The finale of M*A*S*H broke that record in 1983. The Seinfeld finale in 1998 drew 76 million viewers but didn’t come close to either record. What show’s finale, airing in 2010, was the last scripted series finale to draw more than 50 million viewers?

I save this one for last because it does something no other question on this list does. It makes people think about what it meant when we all watched the same thing at the same time. That doesn’t happen anymore. We stream alone now, on our own schedules, and there’s something beautiful about that freedom but something lost, too. The answer to this question is the last time a scripted TV show felt like a national event. And honestly, that’s what old TV show trivia is really about. Not the answers. The shared memory of watching together.

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Lost , the series finale on May 23, 2010, drew approximately 52.5 million viewers across its three-hour runtime including the pre-show. (Note: Some argue this doesn’t count as “old” TV, but it’s already been 15 years, and the fact that it still feels recent is part of the point.)

 

Diana Rodriguez, Music Journalism Cert.

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